Father Ken Ieatcha
Father Ken Ieatcha was called to the sisterhood in October, 2016, after meeting Srs. Glory Bea, Diarree en Frank, and Guard Chazin Ass at the Anne Rice Ball. His name comes from his favorite activity, and is among his first thoughts upon seeing a hot woman. Fr. Ken joined the order because he says who wouldn’t want to join a group that promulgates universal joy. His novice project was to design the Cute As Fuck Nun Magnets, which were made from clothespins and bits of cloth. Fr. Ken sold these and made over $1200. Fr Ken’s turn-ons include light switches, car engines, and an actively kinky imagination. His turn-offs are light switches, car engines, and Republicans. His hobbies include herding nuns (a thankless task!), expiating stigmatic guilt, and anything leather and kinky. The animal Fr. Ken’s identifies with is the kangaroo, since he is always bouncing from one thing to the next, and loving every second of it.